Disclaimer
About the “pokes”
Pokes are just game interactions. They do not represent official votes, polling results, endorsements, or predictions. A poke is a tap on a cartoon. It carries exactly as much democratic weight as that sounds like it does.
Not a poll, not a forecast
Nothing on this site measures public opinion, predicts an outcome, or reflects how anyone will actually vote. Our entire forecasting methodology is the phrase “we predict every election with 50% probability,” which we encourage you not to cite in a term paper.
Non-partisan in presentation
Candidates appear here for satire and play. Their inclusion is not an endorsement, an attack, or a statement of support for or against any person, party, or campaign. Everyone gets the same goofy treatment.
Non-violent by design
This is a “poke / tap / boop” arcade. Candidates pop up and react with silly faces and confetti. There is no hitting, smashing, harm, or injury depicted or intended toward any real person.
Privacy
The games here are designed to be playable as a guest. We don’t need your identity to let you poke a cartoon. If we ever add accounts, leaderboards, or opt-in features, we’ll explain clearly what’s collected before you opt in.
Go vote for real
Seriously. This is the cartoon. The real thing happens at the ballot box. Check your registration and deadlines with your official state or local election office.
This is not a poll. It is a cartoon arcade machine wearing a tiny democracy hat.